Assholes and their Psycho girlfriends
0 Comments Published by chicago chik on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 1:49 PM.
Ok, here is the situation. Ol' mushroom dick apparently forgot to mention that he had a girlfriend. How did I find out? This crazy broad starting emailing me under the pretense of being a male friend who was given my email by little dick After a few emails, she sends the following:
Dear XXX,
I would like to apologize for my little prank earlier. I did not mean to get you involved in mushroom dick's an mine's little dispute. You see, mushroom dick has been involved with me for quite some time now. B/c of the very reason he sought you out, we have had a great many difficulties. I sincerely apologize for my contacting you under these conditions. Please know that you do not have to worry about receiving any more messages or contact from me. I am aware that he clearly did not tell you that he was seriousely involved with someone. Please accept my apology. If you are ever curious, you might want to ask mushroom dick to see my picture. Not to sound arrogant, but you also may think he has a screw loose. And please, do not worry about me ever contacting you again. I would truly not believe a word he tells you though. Take care.
Ok, so whatever, over the next couple of weeks this guy keeps sending me instant messages asking me if he can come over. I keep telling him no, I'm busy. Then yesterday, I get a phone call with a voice mail telling me to cease all contact with mushroom dick. I'm thinking what the hell!!!! This broad needs to go after her man, not me! I have nothing to do with them. I've stayed away from him ever since I found out about his extra baggage. I don't have time to get involved in their little drama! Now I'm worried because this psycho broad was able to find out my email and my phone number. I'm going to be really pissed off If I have to change my number now. I saw Fatal Attraction, I know what these crazy broads can do!!! What sucks the most is that the sex wasn't even that good.
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Dear XXX,
I would like to apologize for my little prank earlier. I did not mean to get you involved in mushroom dick's an mine's little dispute. You see, mushroom dick has been involved with me for quite some time now. B/c of the very reason he sought you out, we have had a great many difficulties. I sincerely apologize for my contacting you under these conditions. Please know that you do not have to worry about receiving any more messages or contact from me. I am aware that he clearly did not tell you that he was seriousely involved with someone. Please accept my apology. If you are ever curious, you might want to ask mushroom dick to see my picture. Not to sound arrogant, but you also may think he has a screw loose. And please, do not worry about me ever contacting you again. I would truly not believe a word he tells you though. Take care.
Ok, so whatever, over the next couple of weeks this guy keeps sending me instant messages asking me if he can come over. I keep telling him no, I'm busy. Then yesterday, I get a phone call with a voice mail telling me to cease all contact with mushroom dick. I'm thinking what the hell!!!! This broad needs to go after her man, not me! I have nothing to do with them. I've stayed away from him ever since I found out about his extra baggage. I don't have time to get involved in their little drama! Now I'm worried because this psycho broad was able to find out my email and my phone number. I'm going to be really pissed off If I have to change my number now. I saw Fatal Attraction, I know what these crazy broads can do!!! What sucks the most is that the sex wasn't even that good.
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small dicks, psycho girlfriends, assholes, stalking, harrasment
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