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So do you have any comments or suggestions. Is there something sexually that would you would recommend I try? Do you have any stories you'd like to share? If so please email at mailto:chicagochik@netzero.net or leave me a voicemail at 312-324-0813.

Hope to hear from you soon.

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Ok, so the question is would you have sex with someone just to spite someone else? I'm ashamed to say that I did not take the high road. Last night I slept with ol' mushroom dick again. Mainly because that crazy broad pissed me off! And then I thought well maybe I'll try it again, surely the sex couldn't be as bad as I remembered. I was wrong, it was worst. And then Asswipe says, "oh, I'm sorry was that too quick? that was too quick wasn't it?" My mama told if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. So I said nothing at all. It was like he was running a marathon. He had enough nerve to ask me for a blow job. After all the drama his girlfriend has caused me. Why is it that a lot of guys can't last more than a minute? It takes them longer to get undressed. I don't think anything is going to top the threesome I had on Saturday, though I have been invited to an orgy at the end of the month and may join my friends for another threesome next week.

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Do people still participate in group sex? Absolutely! I used to think it was just something I saw in porn. Sexually, I have always been pretty open minded. And I have actually been asked to more threesomes and orgies, than dates. Why, is beyond me, first of all I'm a big girl, I dress conservatively, I'm actually pretty quite and I'm not much of a talker. But once someone finds I'm actually a dirty bird, I get asked to do a threesome or some sort of group sex. I have always had a fascination about group sex I just never had the balls to actually go through with it. I always said no, that is till last week.

This past Saturday I participated in my first threesome. I thought well maybe I should just get out of my system and be done with it. I probably wouldn't even like it anyway. Boy was I wrong! It was so much better than I thought it would be. I was really nervous but both guys made me feel really comfortable. After a little talking and drinking guy #1 starts to unbutton my blouse and starts kissing me, only he's kissing me so hard that I didn't even realize guy #2 was taking my jeans and panties off while guy #1 has managed to remove my bra with out me noticing. When I open my eyes, they're both already naked, and I’m thinking when the hell did that happen? After that the whole thing felt like a whirlwind of sensations. There were hands coming at me from everywhere and at one point or another every hole was filled. I lost track of who was doing what, but I really didn't care as long as they didn't stop. When it was all over I had a big ol' smile on my face, thinking why the hell haven't I done this before?

Would I do it again? I can't fuckin' wait!! I highly recommend you try it. I do recommend that you do not forget the lube, it's a must!

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Ok, here is the situation. Ol' mushroom dick apparently forgot to mention that he had a girlfriend. How did I find out? This crazy broad starting emailing me under the pretense of being a male friend who was given my email by little dick After a few emails, she sends the following:

Dear XXX,
I would like to apologize for my little prank earlier. I did not mean to get you involved in mushroom dick's an mine's little dispute. You see, mushroom dick has been involved with me for quite some time now. B/c of the very reason he sought you out, we have had a great many difficulties. I sincerely apologize for my contacting you under these conditions. Please know that you do not have to worry about receiving any more messages or contact from me. I am aware that he clearly did not tell you that he was seriousely involved with someone. Please accept my apology. If you are ever curious, you might want to ask mushroom dick to see my picture. Not to sound arrogant, but you also may think he has a screw loose. And please, do not worry about me ever contacting you again. I would truly not believe a word he tells you though. Take care.

Ok, so whatever, over the next couple of weeks this guy keeps sending me instant messages asking me if he can come over. I keep telling him no, I'm busy. Then yesterday, I get a phone call with a voice mail telling me to cease all contact with mushroom dick. I'm thinking what the hell!!!! This broad needs to go after her man, not me! I have nothing to do with them. I've stayed away from him ever since I found out about his extra baggage. I don't have time to get involved in their little drama! Now I'm worried because this psycho broad was able to find out my email and my phone number. I'm going to be really pissed off If I have to change my number now. I saw Fatal Attraction, I know what these crazy broads can do!!! What sucks the most is that the sex wasn't even that good.


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One of my last lovers was definitely lazy in bed. I always did the majority of the fore play; I was always on top because he just wanted to lie there, and then I had to plug him in the ass. I was doing all the damn work!! It wasn't fair! Was he really the bitch here or what? What do you I have to do to find a real man! One who likes to dominate a woman in bed?

Since when have men become the Bitches in bed? Do you consider yourself to be dominant in bed? Please let me know...

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Why is it so hard to find someone that is actually good in bed. I've had my share of bad experiences in the bedroom, from guys who have a problem with pre-mature ejaculation, to men who actually don't know how to fuck, to guys who are more interested in getting their ass plugged, to men that have never heard of fore play, and the jack rabbit fuckers who afterwards have enough balls to ask "did you cum, baby?" Plus, I was surprised to find out how many men actually suffered from erectile dysfunction. It's so sad.

I love having sex!!! It's my favorite pass time; but after a while it just gets too damn frustrating. I'm not asking for any lovey dovey crap!! I don't need to hear any sweet words and afterwards I usually just get up and go home, I don't need to cuddle. I'm a very sexual person, I just want to get laid and by someone who's actually good in bed!!! Is that too much to ask for? Can we make the sex last more than five minutes??

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Here's a question, I'm a big girl and I tend to be somewhat shy. But I've been told that in the bedroom I'm not shy at all but outside I am. Do men like women to be aggresive in the bedroom? is it a turn on? whether it's a big or small chick? What do you think??

Do men like women to be sexually aggresive? Yes No Depends    Free polls from Pollhost.com

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For most of my adult life I was under the impression that big men, guys over 6’2 and weighted over 220 lbs, were proportioned to their body, big hands, big feet, and in keeping with that line of thought, big dicks. But cruel world that this is, I have been proven wrong, TWICE! The first time I hooked up with a big guy I was so excited; He was 6’4, and 225 lbs. I looked at his big hands and even bigger feet and thought oh goodie I’m going to get it good today. When I finally saw him naked, tears welled up in my eyes, I wanted to cry, and it was the smallest penis I had ever seen. And I’m no spring chicken I’ve seen quite a few. He then proceeded to tell me that some girl had told him that he had “a grower” it may seem small now but when it gets hard it would be extra large, which of course it didn’t. I had to bite my lip to keep from laughing. Don’t men know that sometimes a girl will just say stuff to inflate a guy’s ego? That was disappointment number one. Last night I had my encounter with the second big guy he was 6’3, 215lbs. Built like a football player but his penis was shaped like a mushroom, it had a big head, small shaft, and less than five inches long. Poor thing, he did what he could.

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After some encourage from my friends, I have decided to start my own blog about my experiences as a big girl in Chicago. Why give my juicy tid bits to someone else to write about when I can write about my own exploits.

Last night for example I met up with this guy, we'll call him Red since he was a red head and he lives down the street from me. He's 22 (which is the youngest I've hooked up with in a while) and has a tongue ring he is also uncut(which I hate)and it's just too gross to remember!!! Here's a question, why do so many guys have a foot fetish?? What is it about feet that makes you want to lick them? Now I will say I'm very oral but I have never stuck anything in my mouth that was abnormal like some guys foot?? I just don't get it. What's the big deal? Second, I can honestly say that I have only seen a couple of uncut penis's and I can say flat out I DON'T LIKE THEM!!! And from now on that will probably be added to my top 10 questions I ask a guy before I take him home. I'm usually pretty enthusiastic about giving blow jobs but if it's uncut I don't want it anywhere near my mouth!!!! The sex itself was nothing to brag about either, we'll just say he fucked like a 22 year old.

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